Taken from GF Revenge. “My EX GF left me. She spent all my money. Got drunk and crashed my car. She left and took our puppy. And my heart is broken. I’m a good looking guy. I don’t know what I saw in her. Well here is her picture. Maybe you can understand why I feel into her trap. If you want I have a home movie of her giving me sex. It was early on in our relationship and I got off a huge load all over her face. I even squirted it in her eye like you do on cumfiesta. If you are interested in maybe buying it from me I could use the money to get a new car now that she ruined my ride. I could really use some help right now.”